Big Hair

I went to get a hair cut.

I asked for this:


Isn't she cute?!!

But they hacked off too much in the back:




I'm sure it's lovely and fine, but I'm used to this:



(Why do I look so sad in all these pictures???)

I was able to donate 2 healthy chunks of hair to Locks of Love.
I think I need to grow into it, I was expecting to have Mandy Moore's face too, not just her hair, and I thought I made that point pretty clear to the stylist. I want her hair, naturally green eyes, a small frame, and cuteness that makes you pucker. All I got was a close mockup of the hair.

Oh well.

Now how do I make the top look less like a helmet?